That's what we like to see. He wanted to steal a seemingly abandoned van, but instead, he reported "strange substances" found inside the van. Today's Post has the details.
The van was "found" on 2nd Avenue and 53rd Street, and the helpful thief drove it to a more desolate area behind CostCo (uhhhh, not desolate during CostCo's open hours!) to, presumably, protect the residents of 53rd Street and Lutheran.